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Post by kmg on Mar 7, 2015 16:57:38 GMT -6
" I never said any of that crap." -Confucius
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Post by ceceparsley on Mar 8, 2015 13:54:39 GMT -6
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Post by kmg on Mar 14, 2015 9:30:49 GMT -6
What do you call cows laying down?
Ground beef
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Post by unforgettable on Mar 14, 2015 13:02:26 GMT -6
Glad you are feeling better. BTW, a friend really liked the "exhaustipated." It is a hoot.
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Post by scraprageous on Mar 15, 2015 7:09:54 GMT -6
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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Post by kmg on Mar 15, 2015 18:42:57 GMT -6
An apple a day is nonsense. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, or any pig at a luau.
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Post by scraprageous on Mar 16, 2015 7:35:01 GMT -6
LOL ______________________
What did the rug say to the floor? I've got you covered!
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Post by kmg on Mar 16, 2015 18:18:55 GMT -6
Spider webs: something you walk into that suddenly turns you into a karate master.
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Post by kmg on Mar 18, 2015 16:32:56 GMT -6
I am always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire.
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Post by kmg on Mar 21, 2015 8:17:02 GMT -6
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Post by unforgettable on Mar 23, 2015 19:52:13 GMT -6
cute!
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Post by kmg on Mar 30, 2015 15:21:19 GMT -6
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind... then what are we to think of an empty desk?
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Post by scraprageous on Apr 1, 2015 9:42:33 GMT -6
Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator.
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Post by ceceparsley on Apr 1, 2015 11:13:14 GMT -6
cute!
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Post by scraprageous on Apr 1, 2015 12:40:41 GMT -6
not mine, but your April Fools Day poem reminded me of it
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Post by scraprageous on Apr 2, 2015 12:01:46 GMT -6
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Post by kmg on Apr 2, 2015 16:53:15 GMT -6
Love it!
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Post by kmg on Apr 3, 2015 16:12:15 GMT -6
I didn't make it to the gym today... that makes 15 years in a row.
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Post by unforgettable on Apr 3, 2015 23:54:33 GMT -6
haha
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Post by scraprageous on Apr 8, 2015 13:36:27 GMT -6
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Post by kmg on Apr 8, 2015 16:40:40 GMT -6
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Post by kmg on Apr 13, 2015 6:22:45 GMT -6
Studies show that the leading cause of muffin tops is indeed, muffins.
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Post by unforgettable on Apr 14, 2015 16:38:55 GMT -6
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Post by scraprageous on Apr 15, 2015 7:14:56 GMT -6
ROFL Well, hope this makes sense as I made an entire room of unhappy people burst out laughing (ag community - 70% male audience) Discussing a Stallion at a location where kids come visit/new business safety regulations. Since I was the one who suggested a sign that said Stallion, no admittance, I was asked to explain. I grew up with horses and know that Stallions, like all in-tact males, are not trustworthy and can be dangerous. Sign is for safety/let adults know that they need to keep kids out of the pen. Kids go into pens with animals all the time. ok - well, give it a minute. The entire room burst out laughing. Tension was relieved for a moment and I believe I was bright red.
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Post by kmg on Apr 15, 2015 16:47:29 GMT -6
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Post by scraprageous on May 20, 2015 13:24:32 GMT -6
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Post by kmg on May 21, 2015 7:42:25 GMT -6
Love it! And I guess their favorite PP would be plaid
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Post by scraprageous on May 22, 2015 6:58:32 GMT -6
Yep! ------------------------ not sure if you have seen the below list or not, but I had not and thought it was great! ------------------------ The Scrapbooker’s 12 Step Program! by Nicole Humphrey - When leaving home, always vow that you won’t end up at a local scrapbook store or other craft store. Repeat these words, “I have too many supplies, and I will not buy anymore. I have to use what I have. Unless of course, there is a great sale and a new product I just have to try!”
- Rearrange all your scrapbook supplies in your area so that there is no room to put anymore stuff in without having to buy new organization.
- Always wear clothes with pockets when leaving home in case you should end up at a local scrapbook store or other craft store – this is so that you’ll always have a place to keep your hands at all times – this ensures that you will not handle the pretty papers and play with all the fun tools. Might want to keep a washcloth in there too, to wipe up any drool that accumulates from your wishful thinking.
- Never, ever, ever, obey the request of a sales lady to “Feel free to try out the different scrapbook tools!” Crops can be bad too. That’s where some of my greatest, UNUSED tools stemmed from!
- Never make eye contact with a sales lady. Never look directly at the papers.
- Always take your spouse or a friend with you if you can’t resist going to a local scrapbook store or craft outlet, they can remind you that you don’t need anymore supplies!!
- Never pick up or subscribe to a scrapbook trade magazine. This can be hazardous to your health, and the health of your family. They may look innocent, but the magazines are full of the newest supplies and they WILL call out to you! Before you know it, you will have all those products sitting there collecting dust!
- Do not look at all your supplies before leaving the house as they will remind you that you don’t have the latest and greatest trendy stuff!
- Don’t dress poorly in hopes that store owners won’t trust your check or credit card, Scrapbooker’s are typically honest people and it won’t work! Many of us just don’t dress that great every time we leave the house because we are mothers, wives and busy all the time! This is not a good method!
- Do not rely on prayer alone to help as, God loves memories too. After all, He is the creator of many!
- Promise yourself that you will look at every patterned paper before buying any. This may slow you down a bit. And make the decision a little harder!
- Never, ever touch a computer and especially not one that connects to the Internet! There are all kinds of scrapbooking websites and online stores in there just waiting for you.
If all fails, run home immediately, and create a layout using what you already have!
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Post by unforgettable on May 22, 2015 11:29:30 GMT -6
Hilarious!
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Post by scraprageous on May 28, 2015 7:44:02 GMT -6
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