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Post by kmg on Jul 20, 2015 14:59:43 GMT -6
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular
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Post by unforgettable on Jul 20, 2015 19:17:08 GMT -6
Why do we park in a driveway and ride on a parkway? Why isn't the refrigerator the refooderator? DS#2 gets the credit for that. He used to call it that when he was a 2-4 year old.
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Post by jmmetoo on Jul 22, 2015 6:17:26 GMT -6
how does washable waterproof mascara work?
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Post by jmmetoo on Jul 22, 2015 6:19:51 GMT -6
How come abbreviation is such a long word?
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Post by jmmetoo on Jul 22, 2015 6:25:09 GMT -6
Why is there only one word for "thesaurus"?
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Post by jmmetoo on Jul 22, 2015 6:27:27 GMT -6
Why are there no 'B' batteries?
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Post by kmg on Jul 22, 2015 14:46:04 GMT -6
When does a non-stop flight end?
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Post by scraprageous on Jul 31, 2015 5:35:17 GMT -6
loving these (someone gave me the one below) ___________________________________________________ Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
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Post by unforgettable on Jul 31, 2015 12:24:18 GMT -6
Cool ones.
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Post by scraprageous on Aug 1, 2015 7:52:34 GMT -6
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Post by unforgettable on Aug 1, 2015 8:08:03 GMT -6
Here's one I just saw in my cell phone. I have a cat with a heart murmur due to irregular muscle tissue. She's on a heart medication, given once a day. So her name reads Last Name, Sabrina (cat). And nearly next to her name is a tag that reads: Use caution when operating heavy machinery. I know its regulated, but come on!!!! Let common sense take over for a cat. But it is funny.
I have another one and I'm going to go take a picture and post this. There is a side street that has a sign on the right side of the road almost as soon as you turn into it. It reads: Right lane ends, move left. The next sign about 20-30 feet later reads.... are you ready???.... Left lane ends
Oh, Boy!!!!! And it's been this way for years!!
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Post by scraprageous on Aug 1, 2015 8:25:50 GMT -6
Tooo funny! Guess you have a talented cat - she must moonlight driving a bulldozer Can't wait to see your road signs!
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